I Need To Detox…
I need to detox. I need weaning. I need something – a placebo, a substitute, a whatever – which will prevent me from going cold turkey.
Why? Because I’ve gorged myself. For two weeks I’ve been ingesting sport to the point of overdose. And not just any sport. This is unadulterated, uncut, 100% pure sport.
I love sport. I love football, rugby, motorsport. I love sport week in, week out. But once every four years something happens to me.
Once every four years the Olympics comes along and reminds me I only *think* I love sport, and that actually I’ve been just skimming the surface, absorbing the easily absorbed. Because every four years, for a couple of weeks, the narrow spectrum of my sporting enjoyment is suddenly widened into a vast kaleidoscope, embracing the incredibly engrossing but often criminally underexposed feats of, quite simply, heroes.
For these are Olympians, athletes at the top of their game, whose raison d’être culminates in this summit of like-minded, like-bodied and like-willed individuals, representing not their club, nor their sponsor, but their country, and whose experience of sport in its most crystalline form only serves to embolden their desire. They tread a mercurial line between triumph and despair and I’ve felt the knottiest of knots in my chest and the lumpiest of lumps in my throat for those whose efforts have fallen on either side of that line.
If these men and women fail to inspire a generation, I think to myself, we need a new generation.
But that is not all. My condition has been worsened by me mixing my highs. If I wasn’t intoxicated enough by the drama of those striving to go faster, higher, stronger, I’ve been experiencing the extra, ecstatic buzz of national pride.
I’ve been hooked on the stories of British endeavour: Super Saturday when the British medal count rose at an exponential rate; the exquisite surprise at discovering how good we are at sports I never knew about; and the genuine realisation of a decades old dream that our country can be a player in the global arena.
And of course, the fact that this year, the arena has been built here.
For seven years our nation has been party to a long and arduous gestation; the rows over money and sponsorship and facilities and transport and ticket sales and the lasting legacy – in fact, everything in the “How to stage an Olympiad” handbook – and the nervous apprehension that the appetite for it may not extend outside the capital.
But bugger me if we didn’t pull it off. We did it. We built it and they came. It was the best Olympics ever, both by our country’s performance and in general, and that makes me immensely proud.
So what now? There are the London Paralympic Games beginning on August 29th, where even more aspirations will turn into achievements regardless of the challenges. And finally, when the very last shiny medals have been bestowed, the very last triumphant tears have flowed and the very last anthems have been heartily bellowed, the Olympic flame will die until it is lit anew in Rio de Janeiro in 2016.
I only hope the dreams and inspiration don’t die with it. Sportsmen and women are not born, they are made, and making them takes time and facilities and money, but more importantly it takes a national will and a national commitment to succeed. In short, while we have all basked in the brilliant light of the Olympic comet we now need to make the most of the long tail in its wake.
But let that start tomorrow. For today, let us thank London 2012. The athletes, the coaches, the organisers, the volunteers, the supporters, the broadcasters and everyone responsible for creating the most incredible, enjoyable, unbeatable 16 days.
Yes, I need to detox. Yes, I need weaning. But maybe not just yet…



How right you are Him Up North. I hate sport and spend my time griping about the incessant football/rugby/cricket. I thought I hated athletics. I have discovered what I hate about sport is when it is too drawn out – give me the World Cup and Wimbledon and I am drawn in and can understand the passion of sports lovers. But the Olympics! – didnt we do well! – wasnt it a magnificent spectacle? I am SO proud of everyone involved and feel 2012 has been a momentous year – the Queen’s 60th celebration and now showing the World that we are players – bonkers but magnificent opening and closing ceremonies – and having something to be proud about. That is something our young people perhaps haven’t experienced. The message of the Olympics – from the mouth of Mo Farrar and the young girl who won the poetry competition – you have got to have a dream, and you have to work hard and train hard to achieve it. No easy fixes. The Olympics could herald a sea change in our culture. I really hope people listen and take up the baton.
I remember when we had the Olympics in Los Angeles in 1984 — we went out to our street, stood in the middle and watched the torchbearer run by us, close enough to touch it and him. EVERYTHING was about The Games that year. I was thirteen years old. I know the feeling of national pride you are feeling.
Over in our house, though, we thought you Brits were really bucking the system by NOT winning many medals. Apparently the tradition is that the host country always wins the most medals. But you pulled out and made a great show. LOL
By the way, can you PLEASE explain the Olympic mascots to me? They’re kind of like New Age Daleks and I fear they will try to suck out my brains as I sleep. LMAO
I hate those bloody things too – so much so that I wrote a whole post about it which has had a LOT of views as a lot of people feel the same.
Liska x
LOL I wrote one as well, but it was not only about the mascots. I wrote about the Doctor Who connection and the curious unintended consequence of the 2012 logo resembling Lisa Simpson performing an unspeakable act. I’ve gotten almost 3000 unique views on that puppy. LMAO
That’s fab – will take a look xx
I’ll join you in detox. I have watched as much as work, kids and a sport hating wife have allowed, even stuff like Show Jumping and Water Polo. Loved everything apart from the closing ceremony which I thought veered from bonkers to conservative and backwards looking.
The games have had a really positive impact on my eldest though. He wants to run or swim every day and, on Saturday, started doing proper crawl (in armbands) “just like the swimmers on TV”.
I’m with you all the way HUN! It has been a fabulous few months in our little island and come mid September I’m not sure I will cope. It’s not often we can be proud of being British but I sure am now!
You have so eloquently put my exact thoughts into words, better than I ever could. With you on every word! Great post, good to see you back
I’m not really a sports fan, but oh WOW the Olympic Games have been so uplifting & inspiring! Being British we understand being humble, quirky, eccentric & fiercely patriotic. I am so proud to be British also immensely proud of EVERYONE who took part in this amazing 16 day spectacle!
Thanks for writing this piece HUN
I just left a comment but it did not publish.
I basically said that it was great to see you back and with an Olympics post too.
I also said, we need a hero who blogs up North, so great to see you back in the fold.
Ha ha.
Liska x